Customer: Waiter, Waiter, could I have an under done steak with watered down mash and lumpy gravy please?
Waiter: I can not serve such a meal!
Customer: Why not, you did yesterday!
Food Jokes
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?
A teapot!
Why do the French eat snails?
They do not like fast-food.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek (leak)!
Bob: Can I have some cheese?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: It’s nacho cheese.
What did the muffin say to the other muffin?
It’s hot in here!
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
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