Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!!!
Food Jokes
“Waiter, Waiter how long since this table has been washed?”
“I don’t know; I have only worked here 6 months!”
What does a Pineapple become when it’s cut ?
It becomes: PAINAPPLE!
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic jam!
What kind of veggie cares about you?
A care-it! (carrot)
What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
“I never sausage a place!”
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