What kind of veggie cares about you?
A care-it! (carrot)
Food Jokes
What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
“I never sausage a place!”
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, could I have an under done steak with watered down mash and lumpy gravy please?
Waiter: I can not serve such a meal!
Customer: Why not, you did yesterday!
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?
A teapot!
Why do the French eat snails?
They do not like fast-food.
What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A leek (leak)!
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