Food Jokes

From Haley-Bird, Gladstone, MI

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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From Grace Oldsmar, 10 years old, FL

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby!

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From Veronica Marie N, 12 years old, Philippines

How can you fix a broken pizza?

With a tomato paste!!

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From Faizaan Ahmed, 12 years old, Hanover Park, IL

Why would you take a mushroom to a party?

Because he’s a fun guy! (fungi)

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From Trees, 3 years old

What do you call a depressed berry?

A blueberry!

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From Jasmin, age 8, California

Why can’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?

Too many ears are listening!

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