Food Jokes

From Annabelle , 11 years old, Ireland

Why didn’t the fish share his food?

Because he was shellfish!

Please wait...

From AMANDA, 6 years old, US

Two potatoes walk into a bar…

and one gets MASHED!

Please wait...

From Carrie L. , age 11, Illinois, USA

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Nacho Cheese! (not your cheese)

Please wait...

From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the raspberry get in trouble?

For being berry mean!

Please wait...

From Isabella , age 9, Calgary, Alberta, Canada

What do you serve but not eat?

A volleyball!

Please wait...

From Tatiyanna, age 13, Puerto Rico

What do you call a cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese!

Please wait...