Food Jokes

From Courtland, age 9, US

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because he wasn’t peeling well.

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From Jaelene, 6 years old, Canada

Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?

Because it was jammed!

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From Morgan, 14 years old, UT

What does a hot dog say when it wins a contest?

I’m the wiener!

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From Calla, age 8, St. Petersburg Florida

When is a window good to eat?

When it’s jammed.

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From Zuhayer, 7 years old, Bangladesh

What do calendars eat?

Dates!

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From Jayjayiscraycray, 9 years old, Texas

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Ribs!!!!!!

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