Food Jokes

From Brookie, 3 years old,

Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?

To see the butterfly!

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From Alex :), age 11, Missouri, U.S.A

What did the egg say to the farmer?

I’m too young to fry!

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From Lizzy, age 14, New York

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

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From Kobi, age 11, McDonough, Georgia

What kind of candy gets the giggles?

Laffy Taffy

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From Erin, 8 years old, USA

What cookie makes you rich?

A fortune cookie!

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From Micah B, 9 years old, Norristown

Why did the bottle of ketchup lose the race?

He had to catch up!

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