What did the orange say to the other orange?
You’re looking clemenfine!
Food Jokes
A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?
“No worries, I have got some cream for that”
How does a hamburger dance?
It shakes its buns!
A mushroom went to a party. Everyone said,
-Hey you can’t come in here!
He said…….
Why not? I’m a fungi!
Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?
To see the butterfly!
What did the egg say to the farmer?
I’m too young to fry!
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