Food Jokes

From Tiffany Flores, age 13, Las Vegas, NV

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Jessicca Adams, 8 years old, Nutbush, Tennessee

What do eggs do for fun?

Crack jokes!

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From Rebecca, age 14, North America

What did the orange say to the other orange?

You’re looking clemenfine!

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From Mayank , 10 years old, Nepal

A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?

“No worries, I have got some cream for that”

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From Jim, 9 years old, USA

How does a hamburger dance?

It shakes its buns!

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From Mary, 3 years old, France

A mushroom went to a party. Everyone said,
-Hey you can’t come in here!
He said…….

Why not? I’m a fungi!

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