Food Jokes

From Mrs. H, a parent, Ottawa, Canada

Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split?

You go to Sundae School!

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From Ava, 10 years old, Ireland

What do you put in chocolate?

Your teeth!

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From Leyla, 7 years old, Anguilla

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

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From ''Becky'', age 9, US, California

Becca: Eww! There’s a bug in my milk!!

Dad: Is he doing the backstroke?

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What kind of soda is always happy and joyful?

Pep-si!!!!!!

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From Tori, 12 years old, Wauwatosa, Wisconsin

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it!

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