Food Jokes

From Tess, age 10, Auckland,NZ

What does the butcher say to introduce his wife?

Meat Patty!

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From Loading, 9 years old, U.S.A

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business (up in your business)!

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From Megan, age 8, Santa Clara, California

What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?

A food fight!

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From SarahMarie Rose Wind, 9 years old, Cawtaba SC

What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?

Punch!

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From Karen, 9 years old, Texas

How do you make an egg laugh?

tell it a yolk!

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From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

Firecrackers!

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