Food Jokes

From Karen, 9 years old, Texas

How do you make an egg laugh?

tell it a yolk!

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From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

Firecrackers!

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From Mrs. H, a parent, Ottawa, Canada

Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split?

You go to Sundae School!

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From Ava, 10 years old, Ireland

What do you put in chocolate?

Your teeth!

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From Leyla, 7 years old, Anguilla

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

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From ''Becky'', age 9, US, California

Becca: Eww! There’s a bug in my milk!!

Dad: Is he doing the backstroke?

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