Food Jokes

From Jasmine, age 10, San Pablo,CA

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because he was not peeling well!

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From Kate, age 13, Sydney, Australia

What do you call a really good popsicle?

Fantast-lick!

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From Trevor, age 13, Allentown PA

What do you call it when two peas get into a fight?

The Black-eyed peas!

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From Hailey, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia

Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?

Because he didn’t have enough dough!

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From Billy, age 7, Holmes

What do you call a mean potato?

A dic-TATER!

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From Jojo, age 9, Amman, Jordan

Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

Because he saw salad dressing!

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