Food Jokes

From Hafsa Khan, age 12, South Africa

WHY COULD’NT THE ORANGE CROSS THE ROAD?

BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE!

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From Umar, 10 years old, England

A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…

They were Walkers (a British brand of chips)

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From Jasmine, age 10, San Pablo,CA

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because he was not peeling well!

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From Kate, age 13, Sydney, Australia

What do you call a really good popsicle?

Fantast-lick!

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From Trevor, age 13, Allentown PA

What do you call it when two peas get into a fight?

The Black-eyed peas!

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From Hailey, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia

Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?

Because he didn’t have enough dough!

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