Why were the two baby cookies crying?
Because their mommy was crummy and their daddy was a wafer so long!
Food Jokes
What did the mayonaise say to the refrigerator?
Shut the door I’m dressing!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the nacho say to the cheese when he asked, “What’s up?”?
Nacho business!
WHY COULD’NT THE ORANGE CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE!
A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…
They were Walkers (a British brand of chips)
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