Food Jokes

From MOE MOE, 8 years old, Wisconsin

What day is the potato afraid of?

Friday!

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From Annabelle , 11 years old, Ireland

Why didn’t the fish share his food?

Because he was shellfish!

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From Emzy, 7 years old, USA

What is a duck’s favorite restaurant?

Quack-er barrel!

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From AMANDA, 6 years old, US

Two potatoes walk into a bar…

and one gets MASHED!

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From Carrie L. , age 11, Illinois, USA

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Nacho Cheese! (not your cheese)

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the raspberry get in trouble?

For being berry mean!

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