What did the burger say to the fries when the burger was winning the race?
Ha! You need to ketchup!
Food Jokes
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“Breathe!”
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me!
“Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it.”
“That’s easy: one, one, and twelve.”
“But twelve isn’t odd!”
“It’s an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee…”
What day is the potato afraid of?
Friday!
Why didn’t the fish share his food?
Because he was shellfish!
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