Food Jokes

From Samantha, age 10, North Carolina,USA

What is bad about a mouse eating cheese?

Before they eat it they have to cut it!

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From Olivia, 10 years old, England

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

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From Izabella P, 10 years old, Alabama

Which fish tastes best in peanut butter?

a JELLYfish!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I butter not tell you, it might spread!

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From Charlee, 7 years old, Minnesota

What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?

I am bready to go!

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From Craig, age 8, Philippines

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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