Food Jokes

What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?

What do you call two banana peels?

What did the burger say to the fries when the burger was winning the race?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

What did one plate say to the other?

“Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it.”
“That’s easy: one, one, and twelve.”
“But twelve isn’t odd!”