A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
Food Jokes
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!
Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!
What is green and comes on a bun?
A Ham-booger!!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?
because she couldn’t make up her mind!
