How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
Food Jokes
How do kids taking tests like their eggs?
Over easy!
What do you call a nut that has to pee?
Peenut!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?
Because it was jammed!
What does a hot dog say when it wins a contest?
I’m the wiener!
