Why did the cook get arrested?
Cuz he beat up an egg!
Food Jokes
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids won’t eat broccoli!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
What do you you call a sleeping pea?
A resti-pea (recipe)!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
How do kids taking tests like their eggs?
Over easy!
