Waitress: Do you like your food?
Mr. Limo: It tastes funny.
Waitress: Then why aren’t you laughing?
Food Jokes
What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?
Jammed!!
You throw away the outside, and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?
An ear of corn!
Where do you stop on green and go on red?
A watermelon!
What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?
Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!
What do the sun and moon usually argue about?
Their sandwich. The sun wants day-onnaise and the moon wants pea-night butter!
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