Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
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Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From James, 3 years old, UK
Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
From Caleb, age 7, United States
What is the best thing about a banana?
From Jitoo, 11 years old, England
What’s brown. hairy. and wears sunglasses?
From Sarah-Lynn, age 13, Canada
Why did the son push his dad into the fridge?
From Clairbear, age 12, Montana
I took a prune to the prom. Why?
From Hayden Escobar, 9 years old, Orange County
What do you get when you cross corn with jokes?
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