Food Jokes

From Madelyn G, 12 years old, Pensylvania

What’s the only kind of bagel that can fly?

A plane bagel!

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From Zach G., 8 years old, Columbus, Ohio

A ham sandwich walks into a bar…

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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From Alei, 10 years old, Livermore,California

Where do you go on red and stop on green?

A watermelon!

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From Erielle, 3 years old,

What do coats like to drink?

Coat-la-cola

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From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

Waitress: Do you like your food?

Mr. Limo: It tastes funny.

Waitress: Then why aren’t you laughing?

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From Sydney and Summer, MN USA

What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?

Jammed!!

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