Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
Food Jokes
What kind of jokes do veggies like?
Corny ones!
How do you make a egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk!
What kind of drink never runs out?
Infini-tea!
What type of bun does Fluttershy like her veggie dog in?
A bunny!
There was a family of tomatoes – there was a mom, a dad, and a baby. They were taking a walk. The dad noticed that the baby was slacking behind. The dad walked over to the baby and squashed it. The dad says…
“Ketchup!”
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