Food Jokes

From Hayley, 10 years old, Beaumont, Texas

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

I must be peanut butter because….

I make you so jelly!!!!!

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From Mercedes, age 11, Mt. Olive, Illinois

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crumby!

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From Cory, a parent, United States

Why did the tortilla chips start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa!

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From Sophia, 8 years old, Gainsville

What did the salad dressing say to the salad?

Don’t look at me I’m dressing!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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