How do you get to a man’s stomach?
Through his esophagus!
Food Jokes
Why did the man go to France?
To get a french fry!
Which type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam!
What does a hot dog say when it gets really hot?
My BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!
Where did the meat go for a date?
The Meat Ball!
A lady goes to a fast food restaurant and pulls up to the drive thru. The cashier informs her about a special that they’re having. “You can get the shakes for $1.99!” She pulls up to the food window and hands him $2.00 and asks, “Ready?”. She then begins to shake rapidly. “Why are you shaking ma’am?” The cashier asks.
“Because,” she replies, “I’m getting the shakes for $1.99! And for the extra penny, I’ll even throw in a twitch!”
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