What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Food Jokes
What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
Ketchup!
Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
Because the corn has ears.
Bert asked his friend Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said: “Sherbert!” (Sure Burt)
Where does a hot dog go after it gets straight A’s?
Honor Roll!
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese! (not your cheese – get it?)
