What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?
Egg White! Get the yolk!
Food Jokes
A woman went out, leaving her husband to heat some water for tea.
The woman went to the store to get some food to go with the tea.
“Could I interest you in this lovely ox’s tongue?” said one shopkeeper.
“Oh no.” the woman said, “I couldn’t eat anything out of an animal’s mouth.
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
How is a chicken like a grape?
They’re both purple, except the chicken.
What happens to a egg when it laughs?
It cracks up!!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!!!
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?
A jelly bean!!!
