Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly!
Food Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A milk dud, or an utter failure!!
What’s Snow White’s brother’s name?
Egg White! Get the yolk!
A woman went out, leaving her husband to heat some water for tea.
The woman went to the store to get some food to go with the tea.
“Could I interest you in this lovely ox’s tongue?” said one shopkeeper.
“Oh no.” the woman said, “I couldn’t eat anything out of an animal’s mouth.
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
I’ll just take half a dozen eggs!
How is a chicken like a grape?
They’re both purple, except the chicken.
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