Food Jokes

From Jadee J., age 9, Wisconsin

Why does God like swiss chesse?

Because it’s holy!

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From Han, age 13, Australia

How does a butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty!

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From MarMar, age 10, Mesa, AZ

What kind of fruit is on a dime??

A date!

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From Cindy K., age 11, Las Vegas, NV

What did the cook name his son?

Stew!

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From Alexis K., age 7, USA

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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From Anthony, age 10, Indianapolis, IN

What do you call stolen candy?

Hot Chocolate!!

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