What did the banana say to the bread?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
Food Jokes
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he was not peeling very well!
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm! (That means you ate the other half!)
Is your refrigerator running?
It is, so you better go catch it!
What are heaviest noodles in the world?
A wanton (one ton) noodle!
Why does God like swiss chesse?
Because it’s holy!
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