Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he was not peeling very well!
Food Jokes
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm! (That means you ate the other half!)
Is your refrigerator running?
It is, so you better go catch it!
What are heaviest noodles in the world?
A wanton (one ton) noodle!
Why does God like swiss chesse?
Because it’s holy!
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
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