A customer at a restaurant screamed,”Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?”
Waiter: Well, ma’am, it looks like the butterfly stroke. Oh, and now he’s doing the dog paddle.
Food Jokes
What did the corn say when it was hot outside?
Nothing, it just popped!
What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?
Surreal and Milk!
What is a microphone’s favorite candy?
Mike-&-Ikes!
What did the racer say to the tomato?
You got to ketchup!
Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?
Because he ran out of juice!!
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