Food Jokes

From Radhika, age 10, India

What do dogs eat in the cinema ?

Pup-corn!

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From Lexi, age 11, Summerville,South Carolina

Knock Knock,
WHo’s there?
Phillip,
Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with treats!

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From Jenna, 8 years old, South Dakota

Why did the student baker’s cake smell great but taste bad?

Because he used the wrong kind of flower!

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From FirePhoenix, age 11, Arizona, USA

When ketchup and mustard were racing, and ketchup was behind, what did ketchup say?

I’ll ketchup to you!

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From Tink, age 10

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

Butter not tell you.

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From Larayia, 9 years old, Texas

Have you ever heard about the lunch race ?

The lettuce was a head, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

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