Food Jokes

From Ryan, age 10, Bangor Northern Ireland

A hotdog walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he could have a beer.

The bartender said, “No; I don’t serve food here!”

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From Drew, age 7, N.C.

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Banana.
Hey, I got to split.

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From Hayley, age 11, Gonzales,Louisiana

What did the frog have to drink?

A Croak-A-Cola!!

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From Sally-Sabrina, age 10, London, England

What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?

Count Spatula!

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From Emilee, age 11, St. Joseph, Illinois

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was piece of cake!

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From Crystal, age 15, USA

How do you make an egg roll?

Push it down a hill.

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