Sandwich: I hope you don’t get sick.
Coffee: Why would I get sick?
Sandwich: I thought I heard you COFF-ing
Food Jokes
What did the cook give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Where does food go when it commits a crime?
Food Court !
Patient: Doctor,Doctor! I swallowed a bone!
Doctor: Are you choking?
Patient: No,I am serious!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Once, a poor little mouse fell off the counter and into a glass of soda.
Don’t worry; it was a soft drink!
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