Food Jokes

From Chelly, age 12, Thatcham England

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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From Elijah, age 10, Hollister, CA

What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?

Ho ho homemade cookies!

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From Caleb, age 7, United States

What is the most important thing in a pie?

The fork!

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From Luhu, age 10, USA

What fruit is always together?

A pair!

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From Lara, age 11, USA

The jokes in America are funny but not Wisconsin.
Why?

Because it’s too cheesy!

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From Jasea, age 10, Lafayette, Louisiana, United States of America

Why was the tomato blushing so much?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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