Food Jokes

From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

What do you call a hamburger bun in a rocking chair?

Rockin’ roll!

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From Palvi, age 10, B.C , Canada

What did the sick banana say to its mother ?

I don’t peel good!

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From Corben, age 8, Washington State

What favorite drink is kept by hamsters in underground burrows?

ROOT Beer!

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From Felicity, age 6, CA

What did the white icing say to the food coloring?

You make my world so colorful!

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From Andy, age 6, Redwood City, Ca

Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

At Sundae school!

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From Cheyennea, age 11, Pine Island, Minnesota

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy!

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