Food Jokes

From Madi, age 11, Illinois

How did the egg laugh?

It cracked itself up!

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From Olivia, age 12, Fair Haven,Vermont

What’s yellow, green and nasty?

A pickle swimming in lemonade!

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From William, age 9, Port Macquarie, Australia

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread!

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From Kel, age 11, Dublin, Ireland

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin!

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From Davi, age 7, Arizona and Missouri

Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dinner?

Because he was stuffed!

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From Leechy, age 11, Banbury, England

Why did the egg go to the jungle?

He was an eggsplorer!

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