Food Jokes

From Adam, age 8, Fife, Scotland

Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?

Because he ran out of juice!!

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From Payton, 11 years old, Ohio

Why should a banana put lotion on?

So its skin doesn’t peel!

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From Radhika, age 10, India

What do dogs eat in the cinema ?

Pup-corn!

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From Lexi, age 11, Summerville,South Carolina

Knock Knock,
WHo’s there?
Phillip,
Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with treats!

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From Jenna, 8 years old, South Dakota

Why did the student baker’s cake smell great but taste bad?

Because he used the wrong kind of flower!

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From FirePhoenix, age 11, Arizona, USA

When ketchup and mustard were racing, and ketchup was behind, what did ketchup say?

I’ll ketchup to you!

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