Food Jokes

From Samantha , age 10, Tennessee

Customer: Excuse me, do you serve crabs here?

Waiter: Well of course we do! It says right there on the sign “We serve everyone”. So go ahead and take a seat!

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From Isabella, age 8, Alberta,Calgary Canada

What do you serve but not eat?

*yum* A volleyball!

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From Abigail, age 9, Williamsburg, VA

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice.

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From Isabella, age 8, Calgary,Alberta Canada

What type of jam don’t you want on toast?

Toe jam!

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From Leena, age 12, Hong Kong

How does a nut sneeze?

Cashew!

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From Cassidy, age 7, Davenport, Iowa

Why did the bread go fishing?

It wanted to loaf around!

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