Food Jokes

From Abby and Tori, age 12, Gillette, Wyoming

Two olives were sitting on a table and one fell off. The other one said ” Are you OK?”

I’ll live!

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From Hannah, age 8, Monroe, Washington

What food talks a lot?

A talk-o!

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From Kira, age 7, Utah

What hand do you use to butter your roll?

Neither silly, you use a butter knife!

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From Kassie, age 11, PA

What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce?

Lettuce be friends!

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From Jack, age 8, Leeds, England

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because he could not find a date!

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From Daryn, age 9, Dyer, Indiana

What did the banana say to the other banana?

Let’s split up!

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