What happens when you throw margarine?
It turns into a butter-fly!!
Food Jokes
Once there were three people who were on an airplane; one had an apple; one had a banana, and one had a bomb. The flight attendant came around and said, “You can’t have those items!” So they all threw their items out the window.
When they got off the plane they saw a kid crying. They asked why he was crying, and he said, “My dog got killed from a banana falling from the sky.” They moved on and saw another kid crying. They asked, “Why are you crying?” He said, “My cat got killed from an apple falling from the sky.” So they moved on and saw a kid laughing, and they asked, “Why are you laughing?”, and he said “I farted and the building behind me blew up!”
Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?
Because he had saggy buns.
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
A hoppy meal.
What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat?
A sour-puss!
What do you get if you cross a couple of bananas!
with a pair of shoes?
Slippers!
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