What did the chef do by bringing vegetables for the barbecue instead of meat?
He made a MIS-STEAK!
Food Jokes
Why did the baby cookie cry?
His mother was a wafer so long.
Why does the egg go to the doctor?
He can’t stop cracking up!
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Blood Lite
What is the left side of an apple?
The side that hasn’t been eaten!
In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:
“Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples.”
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