Food Jokes

From Emily, age 14, Ontario

Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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From SuperPingu, age 11, USA

What is an egg’s favorite Broadway musical?

Yolklahoma!

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From Caitlin, age 8, Miami,Florida

What is green and wears oven gloves?

A cooking apple!

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From Alirra, age 11, Indonesia, Jakarta

Why is an adult on a vacation like a hungry kid?

Because they both want a suite\sweet!

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From Andin, age 10, Jakarta, Indonesia

Why is a Veggie like a Traveler?

Because they bothneed roots/routes!

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From Alia, age 10, Indonesia

Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?

Because they both like cereals/serials!

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