What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
Food Jokes
Hop suey!
What do you call a frozen patty?
A brrr-ger
Guess what happened down at the candy store?
A lollipop got licked!
What’s small, purple and dangerous?
A grape with a machine gun!
A string was walking in a fast food restaurant. The waiter said,”Sorry, we don’t serve your kind.” The string went outside, tied itself, and shredded the ends. He went back inside. The same waiter asked,”Are you that string again?” Then the string said:
“I’m a frayed knot”
What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
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