Food Jokes

From Xavier, age 11, Australia

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

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From Tree, age 9, London

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up!

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From Candy, age 13, Mississippi,United States

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?

Hop suey!

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From Katie, age 7, Santa Fe NM

What do you call a frozen patty?

A brrr-ger

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From Sarah, age 10, USA

Guess what happened down at the candy store?

A lollipop got licked!

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From Nathan, age 11, Minnesota

What’s small, purple and dangerous?

A grape with a machine gun!

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