Food Jokes

What do people say when they are at the salad bar?

What looks like half an apple?

You know in the morning you can murder a bowl of cornflakes.

Why did Tony go out with a prune?

What do you call a bean that always lies?

A woman went into the bakers shop and said, “I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied;