Food Jokes

From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

What did the fruit say to the salad when they were playing hide-and-seek?

Lettuce find the others! I really knew how to put the dressing on that joke!

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From James W, a teacher, Wales

What’s Blue and Square?

An Orange in disguise!

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From Lil' Shawty, age 9, NC

What did the taco say to the other taco?

That’s nacho cheese!

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From Max T, 7 years old, New Jersey

What does a hot dog say to hurry up?

Ketchup!

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From laiba hussain, 9 years old, Pakistan

What did the girl do after she drank 8 soda’s ?

She burped 7up!

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From Malocami, age 11, Transylvania, Romania

Why did the person eat the tomato salad?

Because the wanted to be FRESH!

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