Food Jokes

From Centaur479, age 12, Gardena, CA

What did the man eating fish use for barbeques?

Spear Ribs

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From Megg Dizzle , a reader, Muncie, Indiana

Hey Ernie do you want some Ice Cream?

Sure, Bert!

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From JC, age 6, Philippines

How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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From Tripp, age 12, New York, U.S.

Two cupcakes are in an oven, the first one says,
“Boy, it sure is hot in here!”
Then, Turning around, the second one said…..

“Ahhhhhh a talking cupcake!”

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From Gunn, a parent, Berkeley, CA

What fruit likes roller coasters?

Ki-Wheee!

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From Tyler, age 7, South Beloit Ill

What is a ghosts’ favorite cereal?

Booberry crunch!!

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