Food Jokes

From Neenee, age 9, Memphis

What do you call a monster with cookies?

Cookie monster!

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From Shaniyah , age 10, Columbus, Mississippi

What kind of candy bars do you eat in space?

Milky Way and Mars Bars.

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From Madeline, age 6, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States

Why did the pizza wear short clothes?

Because he was HOT!

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From Brennan, age 8, Toronto, Canada

Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?

Because he threw out all the bent ones!

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From Centaur479, age 12, Gardena, CA

What did the man eating fish use for barbeques?

Spear Ribs

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From Megg Dizzle , a reader, Muncie, Indiana

Hey Ernie do you want some Ice Cream?

Sure, Bert!

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