Food Jokes

From Nicole, age 9, New York

Why did the bee get married?

Because it found its honey!

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From Yuya, age 10, South Korea

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

I’m stuck on you!

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From Neenee, age 9, Memphis

What do you call a monster with cookies?

Cookie monster!

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From Shaniyah , age 10, Columbus, Mississippi

What kind of candy bars do you eat in space?

Milky Way and Mars Bars.

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From Madeline, age 6, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States

Why did the pizza wear short clothes?

Because he was HOT!

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From Brennan, age 8, Toronto, Canada

Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?

Because he threw out all the bent ones!

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