Food Jokes

From Lauren, age 9, Rancho Cucamonga, California, USA

What did the Microbiologist eat for lunch?

Micro-oni and cheese!

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From Jazz, age 9, London, England

Why did the jelly baby want to go to school?

Because he wanted to be a smartie!

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From Sadi, age 9, Texas

What did the ham say to the turkey?

YOU’RE LOOKING MEATY FINE TODAY!!!

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From Matt, age 12, United States

Guess what?

Chicken butt!

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From Sioz, age 9, Texas

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner!

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From Ericocho, age 13, Texas , United States

What does the green grape say to the purple grape?

Get some air, grape!

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