Food Jokes

From Sadi, age 9, Texas

What did the ham say to the turkey?

YOU’RE LOOKING MEATY FINE TODAY!!!

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From Matt, age 12, United States

Guess what?

Chicken butt!

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From Sioz, age 9, Texas

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner!

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From Ericocho, age 13, Texas , United States

What does the green grape say to the purple grape?

Get some air, grape!

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From JB, age 10, Long Island, New York

Why did the carrot blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!!!

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From Jonathan, age 10, UAE Dubai

What did baby corn say to Mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

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