Food Jokes

From Mimi, age 9, India

Rita: Why do you keep suger under your pillow when you sleep ?

Mita: So that I can see sweet dreams!

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From Trevor, age 11, Tulsa, OK

What do you call a wet melon?

A water melon!

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From Mj2, age 12, LA,California

What did the mustard say to the ketchup when it was left behind?

Don’t worry I will ketch-up!

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From Ethan, age 12, USA

Where do Burger King and Dairy Queen live?

White Castle!

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From Amber, age 9, Hull

There was two eggs in a pan one egg said to the other “I don’t like it in here its to hot” The other egg replied….

“It’s worse when you get out they bash your head in”

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From Jake, age 6, Ireland

Why did the potato on the motorbike get arrested?

‘Cause he broke the spud limit!

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