What did the mustard say to the ketchup when it was left behind?
Don’t worry I will ketch-up!
Food Jokes
Where do Burger King and Dairy Queen live?
White Castle!
There was two eggs in a pan one egg said to the other “I don’t like it in here its to hot” The other egg replied….
“It’s worse when you get out they bash your head in”
Why did the potato on the motorbike get arrested?
‘Cause he broke the spud limit!
What is a foot’s favorite candy?
“Tootsie” rolls!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese!
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