Food Jokes

From Donte, age 13, Newark, NJ

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

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From Evan, age 12, Plainfield,IN

Chuck Norris went to McDonalds and asked for a Whopper.

And got one!!

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From Noah R., age 9, usa

Where do hot girls go to eat?

At ‘Chick’-fil-A!!

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From Gabby, age 11, America

What did the yogurt maker say to the person in his kitchen?

“Get out of my whey”!

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From Ethan P., age 8, Sherman Oaks, CA

What happens when a chip starts to talk nonsense?

It is speaking CHIPERISH!

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From Bob, age 17, London, England

What do you call a pet potato?

Spud!

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