There are two muffins in the oven, one says,”Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says:
“Ahh! A talking muffin!”
Food Jokes
A gourgeous lady walked over to an American, Australian and a man from the Philippines.
Woman:Whoever uses the phrase “liver and cheese” in a creative sentence can marry me.
American:I love liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not good enough.
Australian:I hate liver and cheese.
Woman:That’s not creative enough.
Man from Philippines:Liver alone cheese mine!(Translation:Live her alone she’s mine!)ha!ha!ha!
What types of candy do you give to your worst enemy?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and suckers!
How do you make a milk-shake?
You shake a cow!
What can’t you have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Why did the priest eat swiss cheese?
Because it was holy!
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