Food Jokes

From Emma, age 12, England

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn’t peeling well!

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From Zander, a parent, Florida

What do you call a nosey pepper?

Jalapeno Business!

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From Michael, age 10, New Orleans ,USA

What jokes taste the best?

A corny or cheesy one!

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From Makaila, age 5, Sun Valley, ID

What is red, and can leap tall skyscrapers in a single bound??

Super Apple!

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From Olivia, age 14, London

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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From Peter, age 10, Maryland

What do you get when a line drive hits a banana?

A banana split!

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