Food Jokes

From Will H, a grownup, Ocala, FL

What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?

Asparagus!

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From Beebee, age 13, U.S.A

What is a candy bar’s favorite kind of music?

Rapper!

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From Ethan, 8 years old, Britain

What is a scientist’s favourite food?

Smarties!

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From Meredith, age 9, New Jersey USA

What is the best tree to hold food?

A pantry!

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From Autumn Wilson, 10 years old, America

What do you get when you eat beans and onions?

Teargas!

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From Sabbir M, age 14, Tampa, FL

How do you make an eggroll?

You Push it!

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