Food Jokes

From Malocami, age 11, Transylvania, Romania

Why did the person eat the tomato salad?

Because the wanted to be FRESH!

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From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey

What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?

Corny ones!

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From Oscar, 8 years old

What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?

Frozen ones!

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From Barbara, a parent, San Diego, CA

How do you make milk shake?

Give it a good scare!

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From Tristen T., age 9, Arlington, Texas, United States

What’s a zombie’s favorite meal?

A MANWICH!

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From Summer Bug, age 11, U.S.A

What Did The Baby Corn Ask The Mommy Corn?

Where’s Popcorn?

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