Food Jokes

From Leslie, age 9, Kalamazoo, Michigan USA

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?

A hoppy meal.

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From Te , 3 years old

What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?

A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!

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From Molly, a parent, Baltimore, Maryland

What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat?

A sour-puss!

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From Esperanza, 10 years old, VA

What is black and white?

An Oreo!

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From Tiffany, age 10, Bennington, VT

What do you call a roll on skates?

A roller skate!

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From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador

Why did the cook get arrested?

Cuz he beat up an egg!

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