Food Jokes

From Leyla, 7 years old, Anguilla

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

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From Karen, 9 years old, Texas

How do you make an egg laugh?

tell it a yolk!

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From Trinity Triplett, 9 years old, California

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

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From Taylor, 3 years old

What did the orange say to the banana?

Don’t go bananas! It’s not a big peel (deal)!

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From Caleb, age 7, United States

What is the most important thing in a pie?

The fork!

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From Emzy, 7 years old, USA

What is a duck’s favorite restaurant?

Quack-er barrel!

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