How did the egg laugh?
It cracked itself up!
Food Jokes
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?
They were 2 shellfish!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns!
Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I butter not tell you, it might spread!
What did the little grape say when they crushed it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
Why was the cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long (away for so long)!
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