Food Jokes

From Leandra, 11 years old, Sydney

What do you call fake noodles?

Impasta!

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From Cheeseball, 4 years old

Customer: There’s a dead beetle in my soup!

Waiter: Sorry, we didn’t teach him to swim!

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From Noah, age 6, New Jersey

What is green and comes on a bun?

A Ham-booger!!

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From Becca and Chritian, age 17, China

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)

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From Sarah, age 8, Brisbane(AUSTRALIA)

Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?

because she couldn’t make up her mind!

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From Ayana, 9 years old, Dubai

What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?

Nice to MEAT you!

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