Why are chefs so cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
Food Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta (imposter)!
What did one turnip say to another turnip?
When did you turn-up!
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
A hoppy meal.
What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?
A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat?
A sour-puss!
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