Flower and Garden Jokes

From Michael Fessey, 11 years old, Southport

Why was a pear sitting in a tree?

Because that’s where they are supposed to grow!!

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From Areebah Shah Nawaz Dayo, 10 years old, Pakistan

How do trees use the Internet?

They log in!!!!!!!!!!

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From Ajanee', 10 years old, Michigan

What kind of flowers gives kisses?

Tulips!

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From Hayden, 9 years old, California, USA

What do you call a plant that roars?

A dandelion!

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From Meg, 12 years old, Utah

What is a green house made of?

Glass

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From Joel, 9 years old, Huntsville, Alabama

What makes trees grow?

ROOT BEER!

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