Flower and Garden Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why shouldn’t you press a four leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck!

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From Hannah, 14 years old, Caledonia, MS

What are a tree’s top 3 favorite kinds of math?

GeomeTREE, TWIGonometry, or LOGic.

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From Harshit Jain, 11 years old, Gujrat, India

Which flower talks the most and why?

Tulips. It’s because they have two lips!

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From Lynette Bailey, 3 years old

Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.

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From wets, 3 years old, 3e

What do you call a sad tree?

A weeping willow!

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From Rachel, 7 years old, New York

If April showers bring May flowers, what do the May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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