How did the cow care for his lawn?
He mooed (mowed) it!
Flower and Garden Jokes
What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?
A lilac! (lie- lac!)
Why can’t you iron four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!!
Why should you take a pen to the garden?
So you can weed and write!
Why shouldn’t you press a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck!
What are a tree’s top 3 favorite kinds of math?
GeomeTREE, TWIGonometry, or LOGic.
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